Skipped class today because I feel so goddamn sick.

My fault I guess for taking my sister's herbal slimming tea. My stomach has been churning like a washing machine since yesterday, I keep rushing to the toilet and I vomit out everything I eat. So gross. Alfie says it's because my body is detox-ing. But I've taken many kinds of slimming pills before, gone through all kinds of crazy diets and my body has never had such a violent reaction like this.

Somebody help.